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Very good stuff.

Although the best part was the fact that the madness universe now has a gameshow called "who wanna money?"

A summary?

So....hank wants to kill the boombox guy because his boombox is annoying. He does. Jebus wants to kill hank to stop him from killing everyone. He fails. Boombox guy comes back as the clown in the service of the sherriff. Jesus wants revenge on hank, so he kills him before he can kill the sheriff. (Why did hank want the sheriff?) Hank heals and tries again, this time killing the clown, jebus, AND the sheriff, but not before the sheriff activates an improbability drive, making anything possible . Jebus comes back because he is invincible, makes the clown a zombie, and hank now goes after the clown, failing to kill him, and blowing himself up in the process. Hank comes back in 5, trying to kill Jebus this time. The clown is now an instrument of the black man's will, and cannot die due to the improbability drive(s). The clown succeeds in killing hank, only to have the black man revive him in 6. Jebus thinks hank is dead, and does not play a major part in 6. The clown becomes empowered by a portable improbability drive at 6's end. During 7, Jebus (or the empowered tricky) revives hank in order to kill the clown(or just to kill him again). During the battle, Hank encounters the Version 1 of the black man's genetic MAG agents. and Jebus succeeds in destroying the clown's improbability drive and killing hank, putting him out of the picture for 8. During 8, Jebus attempts to bring down the 1337 organization headed by the black man. Amidst the madness, we can see the black man infecting jesus using improbability. Jesus encounters and kills two Version two MAG agents, while in the background, the black man downloads the gene for a third version. Jebus makes his way through the compound, presumably used for enhancing L33T agents. He fights the black man, who does not seem vulnerable to any form of attack. The black man kills Jebus with a rocket launcher, but destroying the second improbability drive in the process. A beam of energy annihilates the compound. What I want to know is, who is the sheriff, is he the black man, and who are hank's accomplices, if they even are his accomplices. None of this is correct anyway, I was just bored.

10 ftw, as always.

It's always great. Even with a "story" to it now it's still great. I wish there were more of those little extras, like the posters and such in this one. Also, about the black dude. A poster in madness 4 list's a DJ with a black outline's name as 'cheshyre.' Is this the same guy?

Recent Game Reviews

10 Game Reviews

Sexy

I've always been a fan of jmtb's animation style, and this doesn't let me down in any category. A worthy distraction.

A deserved 10

Very easy to play/difficult to master game. It was extremely visually pleasing, and all the little audio cues reminded me of a professionally made game. This is the type of game that belongs on a handheld console. Well done.

Fantastically simple, yet addictive

I loved the detailed bestiary and descriptions for each creature, and the nature of the game was simple, yet addictive and surprisingly difficult at times. Some of the music I liked, some was alright. I'm rather particular to Jazz.

Recent Audio Reviews

1 Audio Review

F*cking Win

This is the best acapella piece. Ever. So abstract. So free. A most delicious harmony of melody and ramblings. You ever heard of They Might Be Giants? Your style reminds me of them. You deserve a medal. Congrats.

I rule. That's about it. Also known as Lord Pi, I am just this guy who looks at people's flash and tells them what's what. Even though I have no idea how to make flash.

Age 38, Male

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St. Louis, Missouri

Joined on 8/9/06

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